I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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