Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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