so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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