i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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