i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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