K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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