Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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