Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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