We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize