If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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