The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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