Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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