hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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