dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Nicole vs. Life
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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