So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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