He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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