So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Soap is not a condiment
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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