whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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