no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Your cock deserves a montage
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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