I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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