Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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