My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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