lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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