Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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