Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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