Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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