You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Is it penis luge time yet?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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