And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
This girl is more easily done than said...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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