At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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