I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize