Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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