Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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