Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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