i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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