We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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