Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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