I swear she didn't look like that last week.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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