no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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