who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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