Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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