i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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