I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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