I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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