hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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