I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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