We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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Too much gin, very little bucket
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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