Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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