I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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