i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize