They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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