hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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