The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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